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| Alyssa Trahan |
So how about that Alyssa Trahan huh? The YouTube astrological goddess has been popping up lately with prep videos for the inevitable. Her most recent content postulates what’s to come as a significant amount of planets turn retrograde, as if 2020 hasn’t been putting on enough of a show already. During her descriptions she provided an intriguing task to take on. Last time I got to sift through her videos to investigate why so many subscribers commented on her tits, and can admit now that I skimmed over some vids that easily can put one under hypnosis if you know what I mean, but now with all this extra time at home I get to take things slower. This isn’t to highlight boob bashing, that was then, and this now. This time I’m analyzing her look whenever it’s Capricorn season. To her understanding, she just can’t put together the type of allure she usually does during that time of the year. I love to research things like this because I get to observe phenomena to validate astrology through its patterns using emergence theory rather than predicting it from a resource based view. Either way gives me chances to be extra nerdy, so I’m game!
I began in the year 2013 and what do you know? Alyssa went from glowing beautifully through the entire Sagittarius season to an evident slump when Capricorn season came in. I don’t know if she even tried, it’s like she just grabbed anything, and turned the camera on like fuck it. She also looked not so much stressed in the face, but drained as if her energy left with the sun (not sure where she resided at the time). It wasn’t until she did the Pisces best traits video that she came back alive, and I’m not just saying that because I am a Pisces. Her attitude was still that she didn’t give a fuck, and embodied that attitude just as a Pisces does, but morphed into the hottest hippie while doing it. I know a lot of you are Pisces btw so please go watch it, you’ll be glad. I loved hearing how awesome I am (yeah I watched the whole thing). She also looked in tact when expressing Virgo’s best traits followed by the around the way girl look in the Taurus’ best traits vid. By the time Aquarius season rolled in it was interesting to see that she made a change to her appearance with some bangs; looking rather Angelina Jolie-ish. Aquarius represents change, and being unpredictable.
In 2013-2014 I began to disagree with her. In the first video about Capricorn’s midheaven she looked cute. The honey blonde streaks in her hair took the show. In 2015-2016 the blond highlights were killer as well as her fashions during the ‘2nd house reveals’ video. Taking the entire Capricorn season off during 2016-2017 I gather shows how done she was with it because she just threw away the whole sign entirely, and didn’t continue until Aquarius season. Of course we cannot take into account the time she left astrology altogether, but since that gap she re-appeared in 2019 with the ‘The Rise of the Queen’ video where she looks super fucking hot! In a nutshell I saw the same thing she saw in the beginning of her career, but as it advanced her Capricorn appearances have gotten better; however, that comes as no surprise to me. Capricorn is a methodical and ‘do the work’ sign that climbs gradually and strengthens over time; therefore, Alyssa’s enhancements projected that truth. Throughout all her bumps and bruises she still remains, and appeared with a distinguished vibe while explaining what the queen is ushering in for this year which I can attest is coming to light from my observation of the female gender. It will now be fun to anticipate how she will look this year when December rolls around again, and she brings in the new year.
